Boy: Hey! Look what I found! A Lucky Charm (the cereal)!
Mama: Oh wow. Where did you find that?
Boy: It was on the floor.
Mama: You should toss that. It's yucky now.
Boy walks to end of couch and tosses Lucky Charm under couch.
Mama: Why did you throw it under there and not in the garbage?
Boy: Because I had to put it some place where it would always be safe.
Well then, that makes perfect sense. I wonder what else he's stashed under there for safe keeping? I think I'll save that for another day to find out.