Mommy: Tomorrow I'll be gone all day, so you get to be home with daddy.
Boy: Where are you going?
Mommy: I'm going to a women's conference to be with other women and learn how to be a better wife and mommy.
Boy: What are womens?
Mommy: They're like me. Grown up girls.
Boy: Oh. Will they wear hats?
Sorry Little One, I saw no one with a hat today!