Saturday, February 12, 2011

The Incredible Shrinking Toilet

Okay, so who's been secretly slipping into my house and lowering my toilets?

C'mon, fess up.

Because seriously, somebody's been doing it.

How is it that my toilet seems to be getting lower and lower to the floor by the day?? And especially so during the night when I waddle aimlessly in the dark wander from my bedroom to the bathroom?

I'm a (relatively) tall woman, but this baby belly is really crampin' my style when it comes to taking care of business. But then, at almost a full 40 weeks pregnant I suppose that's to be expected.

Anyone else with a similar problem?

I'll scoff no longer at those raised toilets for elderly/sick. Right now one of those is looking pretty enticing.


  1. Up so early... what can't you sleep? I keep checking waiting for the "heading to the hospital" posting. You're in my thoughts and prayers.

  2. OH, you are at such a hard time in pregnancy, (isn't it all hard?)

    I'm feeling for you.

    I know I have a new empathy for very obese people when I'm at the end of my how hard it is to wipe, it's very hard to wipe, our arms don't grow longer to accomodate our expanding bodies.

  3. Hilarious view of the late pregnancy facts! I love it!


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